when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
omg so ive had a craigslist ad running for a few months asking for anime collectibles and stuff (because im a major weeb and new stuff from a store that i rarely ever go to is too expensive) and this person emails me and politely offers to sell some of their pokemon merchandise, and the person was even nice enough to send some pics! this is one of them
and then i spot it. in the corner of my eyes i see it.
there he is
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
i’m gonna start using this line
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept